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Holander Switzerland
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.06.18 15:11:00 -
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Arrgthepirate wrote:Holander Switzerland wrote:Cutter Isaacson wrote: Goonswarm is responsible for the Greek financial crisis and Third World famine.
Clear enough? Dude, shut up. No dude, he's right. There was an Illuminati leak the other day. Our market guys are just crashing Greece so we can buy it and form a cartel of gyros.
Oh man I don't know about this, it doesn't seem right. I'm starting to feel a little...Greecey. |

Holander Switzerland
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.06.18 15:30:00 -
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guys, guys we don't need to fight like this. I have a chart here that will clear this all up.
http://imgur.com/kGceR |

Holander Switzerland
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.06.18 15:37:00 -
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Jade Constantine wrote: I most are just making that up now!
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Holander Switzerland
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.06.18 15:56:00 -
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**** you ender, stealing my thunder |

Holander Switzerland
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.06.18 16:22:00 -
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Freezehunter wrote:.
I love you guys, no homo.
I love you. Like, I want to put my genitals on your face love. |

Holander Switzerland
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.06.18 18:53:00 -
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Jade Constantine wrote:Weaselior wrote:It's amazing how many times jade has been laughed at over his accusation that any 0.0 alliance would care about wardecs, and npc freighters explained to him, yet it's made no impression whatsoever. Funny thing is its only really been 0.0 alliance pilots who have been doing "the laughing" (but nobody really believes them). All we have to judge the reality of the situation is that tomorrow the mechanic is being nerfed into oblivion and 0.0 will not have to worry about it ever again.
I am going to real talk here for a minute.
You are possibly one of the dumbest, idiotic, paranoid, crazy, deluded, boring, ignorant, broken, obtuse, doltish, thick, moronic, oblivious, and witless people I've seen yet on these forums so far.
I don't actually read these forums too often, so there might be someone else who is worse.
Like, I don't even want to troll you, because I'm not sure you are actually serious about this because you come across as a person who captures the mailmen because he thinks he is "one of them".
It's hard reading your posts because halfway through I kind of start to tune out, like this only happens with your posts. Like my brain is trying to tell me, "man, you really don't need to finish this." Its like eating dirt.
Do you actually think these things legitimately? Have you crushed that voice in the back of your head that tells you when you are making an idiot of yourself and that you should probably shut up or admit that you are wrong? Or are you just in so deep with your persona as a total attention queen/king (I don't even CARE to know that deal) that your gimmick is all you have left?
Because if this is all legit, then I don't know what to say because I can only see you as a fool.
And I pity the fool.
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Holander Switzerland
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.06.18 19:04:00 -
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In light of recent circumstance, and discovery of new information, I have updated my previous chart.
http://imgur.com/tnS29 |

Holander Switzerland
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.06.18 19:10:00 -
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We're all getting a little hot under the collars here, why not settle down with some charming music from some music nerd.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8uvmgkk82M&feature=related |

Holander Switzerland
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.06.18 19:55:00 -
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Jade can you hook me up with a nice spacegirl who likes spaceclowns and being covered in spacemolasses. I hear you have connections and space is a lonely spaceplace. |

Holander Switzerland
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.06.18 20:03:00 -
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[/quote] Did you ever work for anyone that liked this type?[/quote]
He means how many men did you get paid to have bang bang with who liked that type of tea. Maybe in your mouth when you gave oral, but I don't think he'd stand for it to have milk added to it. Also possibly an earl grey enema.
Also how akward was it when they found out you had a ding dong. |

Holander Switzerland
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.06.18 20:19:00 -
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Kyle Myr wrote:From twitter: The Mittani GÇÅ@TheMittani "A Plea for Rationale in the System of Natural Consequences" ok buddy happy to help: http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=13674431 #tweetfleet #eve online I'm sure he's very humiliated. If such a thing as the Ministry of Love existed, I'm sure they'd all feel bad as well. e. Forgot to ask, a 'friend' of mine saw your website earlier in this thread and was thinking of applying for a position in your corp. Would my 'friend' be better off submitting logs of 'her' experience in .txt, .doc, or .rtf formatting? This is important, please help.
The position is on her knees, because you are a space callgirl, and spend most of your time gulping big rumplestilsdicks and she would also like to suck down copious amount of space milk.
EDIT: I throw a grenade
EDIT2: Mods these are facts I can link a very fine website set up by jade that says she will trade his mouth genitals for isk.
EDIT3: **** I'm getting kind of hot |

Holander Switzerland
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.06.18 20:42:00 -
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Kyle Myr wrote:. You could even revive La Maison as an altcorp!
For more **** it man its the escort brothel super space **** club this aint fun anymore
I throw all the grenades |

Holander Switzerland
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.06.18 20:46:00 -
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Kyle Myr wrote:
Why would we need to do that?
We aren't a social place where you leave guns at the door.
LIKE A HORIZONTAL TANGO CLUB A BANG BANG BAR A WEENIE TOUCHING CEREMONy |

Holander Switzerland
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.06.18 20:54:00 -
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Weaselior wrote:no "wait a minute i may have done a dumb there hmm" thoughts?
just the sound of wind going in one ear out the other. Also spacecock.
SEACREST OUT |

Holander Switzerland
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.06.18 21:06:00 -
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Kyle Myr wrote:. Top secret plans will doubtless be discussed in other channels so it won't be neccessary to infiltrate simply for the purpose of listening.
I LIED YOU INFILTRATE FOR THE PURPOSE OF GETTING SOME HOT SNATCH SAUSAGE OR THE DEBONED FISH WITH TAR-TAR SAUCE ALFREDO IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT.
to spacefuck |
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